(Panspermia II - (Part 2 of 4) 'Seed The World') – Narrator: In Dessie Morgan’s pub, (Clone) Baldus infiltrates the humans by washing their feet. In t...View Details

(Panspermia II - (Part 1 of 4) 'The Passion of Baldy') – Clone Baldus: We have arrived. This is the Ratchly chemical factory. I will leave you now bro...View Details

(Panspermia I - (Part 4 of 4) 'Countdown Underway') – Narrator: Jagger, bound and gagged, is signed over by his father to Whitehaven Psychiatric. Out ...View Details

(Panspermia I - (Part 3 of 4) 'Turn on the Radio') – Narrator: The Radio is on but no-one is home in the 'Coffin Shed' as Dickus leads Foghornious and...View Details

(Panspermia I - (Part 2 of 4) 'The Freakshow') – Narrator: Humans born of Soupalons in the great Panspermia. Son of Baldy needs a home and the incredu...View Details

(Panspermia I - (Part 1 of 4) 'The Coffin Shed') – Narrator: Ratchly... Daytime at Whitehaven Psychiatric Hospital… Jennifer is on washing duty.   (Di...View Details

(United Mutations III – (Part 4 of 4) ‘The Second Egg’ – Ginger: Meeeewww!   Dickus Soupus: What are you lookin’ at?   Ginger: REORR!   Dickus: Gaaah!...View Details

(United Mutations III – (Part 3 of 4) ‘Calving Time’ – Gabbler (head stretches in the Wishfield): It’s not working! It’s not, I can’t… it’s-   Pedup: ...View Details

(United Mutations III – (Part 2 of 4) ‘The Wishfield’ – Busher: Peah…   Pedup Bauer: Akskskskhhhsh!!!   Arlee: AAAAH!   Pedup: That’s far enough with ...View Details

(United Mutations III – (Part 1 of 4) ‘Fastest Finger First’ – The story so far... (a gentle recap); Baldy Kendall has been snatched by the Soupalon r...View Details

(United Mutations II – (Part 4 of 4) ‘Garden of Futchafutcha’ – Narrator: From the Garden of Aiden to Dickus and Baldy at the Garden of Rememberin’s… ...View Details

(United Mutations II – (Part 3 of 4) ‘Garden of Scorgie’ – Narrator: The game is afoot, Dickus and Spikus escape the clutch of Maltus Brindle as our h...View Details

(United Mutations II – (Part 2 of 4) ‘Garden of Shlylerbol’ – Narrator: Baldy and Ginger flee into the Savage Garden. Meanwhile, aboard the incoming S...View Details

(United Mutations II – (Part 1 of 4) ‘Map of Moles’ – (Opening credits sequence) Gabbler: This is like being in a holograph.   Busher: Phwizzz!   Tuck...View Details

(United Mutations I – (Part 4 of 4) ‘To The Savage Garden!’ – Baldy: Urghgh. Get off me yis bastards!   Ginger: Meeowwww...   Brindle: Ah, the pregnan...View Details

(United Mutations I – (Part 3 of 4) ‘Pregnant’ – Narrator: As Baldy and Ginger look trapped upon the Savage Garden, we return to Earth and to Tucker a...View Details

(United Mutations I – (Part 2 of 4) ‘For The Love of United’ – Brindle: There… is your answer, a brief stop off on our way back to your impending sacr...View Details

(United Mutations I – (Part 1 of 4) ‘Kidnapped’) - You beautiful mutants. This is for you. Cave bestiam! A sci-fi wretch. The first 20 minutes of the ...View Details

(Mental Holmes III – (Part 5 of 5) ‘Means Nothing To Me’) - Freud: Nein Nein Nein!   Holmes: No, no! You got to believe me Doc! It’s all true. Tomathy...View Details

(Mental Holmes III – (Part 4 of 5) ‘Holmes Alone’) - Holmes: That’s it… Fuck all squared… Lost on the streets…. Walking… Hours… All night… Because Hol...View Details

(Mental Holmes III – (Part 3 of 5) ‘Murphyarty’) - Tomathy: Four? Inside me? Four balls? When I was- Doctor Voronoff? Urgh! Why didn’t you tell me Hol...View Details

(Mental Holmes III – (Part 2 of 5) ‘Konzerthaus’) – Tomathy Wilson: Ah, fresh in a friendly old pair of trousers. With an unusually grumpy Aubrey Holm...View Details

(Mental Holmes III – (Part 1 of 5) ‘Oh Vienna!’) - Gerbil: I am Gerbil. My master is Murphyarty. I was born 1922, in Cork Mental Reservation and plant...View Details

(Mental Holmes II – (Part 3 of 3) ‘Doctor Voronoff’) – Dr. Voronoff: Ah Stefan, Stefan, these are the gentlemen you spoke about? Super. Please, come i...View Details

(Mental Holmes II – (Part 2 of 3) ‘The Panopticon’) – Tomathy Wilson: And I thought we’d just have a quiet beer together. Only then to be apprehended ...View Details

(Mental Holmes II – (Part 1 of 3) ‘Putsch It Holmes’) – Tomathy Wilson: A&M kindly presents, typical for this type of thing, it’s an A&M produ...View Details

(Mental Homes I – (Part 5 of 5) – ‘Mouth of Flowers’) –   Tomathy: Blast! I should phone Eleanora to see that everything is alright. She could be worr...View Details

(Mental Homes I – (Part 4 of 5) – ‘Tick Tock Tarquin’) - Seamus: She’s a sweetheart, you shan’t have a problem with her, but make it quick, we should ...View Details

(Mental Homes I – (Part 3 of 5) – ‘The Resevation’) - Tomathy: Just in time, 5 to 6. (sniff) Oh dear, smell of the chandler’s wax about this place Hol...View Details

(Mental Homes I – (Part 2 of 5) - ‘Aubrey Holmes’) - Holmes: Eh hello?   Tomathy: Aubrey!   Eleanora: T-t-tea or coffee?   Holmes: Eh- Tae. Tae is goo...View Details

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